Nom and other inside jokes

thebluthcompany: Previously on Arrested Development | NPR’s...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:46:45 -0400

Previously on Arrested Development | NPR’s guide to the running gags from the show

This is dedication.

NPR. NOT NAS, NOT MACKLEMORE, AND DEFINITELY NOT ANYONE THAT HAS LIL’ OR DJ PRECEDING THEIR NAME. WHAT YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO IN THE CAR IS NO LONGER VALID.

In a perfect world

Thu, 09 May 2013 03:39:50 -0400

every Thursday night for the rest of my life would be spent winning dance bets, celebrating with fruity Japanese drinks, walking the entire length of 14th street before settling in at the same place we watch every game, every time. Gummy bears and a couple of cans of cheap beer if we’re feeling lucky. I can’t say I am particularly glad to be a whole country’s width apart during this pivotal point of our creative careers. On the other hand, who knows how many more mistakes I can afford before you guys decide to ditch the smack-talkin, lots-of-nonsense amateur?

California sleeps alone tonight.

givesgoodbrians: The original character descriptions of...

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:51:10 -0400

givesgoodbrians:

The original character descriptions of Friends

and most of all Joey.

Calliope, Clio, Erato, and Euterpe

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 16:31:10 -0400

When we have each other, we have everything

I can’t…

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:33:12 -0400

I can’t…

S.F. Public Library Makes Super Bowl Bet With Baltimore Library

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 18:50:40 -0500

S.F. Public Library Makes Super Bowl Bet With Baltimore Library:

hendel:

thelifeguardlibrarian:

thepinakes:

The Superbowl is Sunday. Perhaps you’ve heard. Upping the ante on the usual mayoral-fruit-basket-bet are each cities’ public libraries: the SFPL and the Enoch Pratt Free Library.

“If the 49ers win on Sunday (which, let’s face it, they will), Pratt Library CEO Carla Hayden must recite George Sterling’s iconic San Francisco poem, “The Cool, Grey City of Love” in Baltimore’s Central Library Main Hall while wearing a 49ers jersey.

If the Ravens win (which, how adorable), the San Francisco city librarian Luis Herrera will have to recite Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Raven” in the atrium of the San Francisco Main Library wearing a Ravens jersey” [SFist.com].

S.F. Public Library Makes Super Bowl Bet »>

Fist bump to both libraries for this. (But only a really serious one to the Ravens. Ball so hard.)

When libraries face off against libraries. Maybe I should be invested in the Super Bowl, after all?

Who thinks of this stuff? How do I get to work for them?

http://projects.nytimes.com/live-dashboard/obama-inauguration#sha...

Mon, 21 Jan 2013 11:02:06 -0500

http://projects.nytimes.com/live-dashboard/obama-inauguration#sha=52f163def

WOWowOWOWOW! FLOTUS LOOKS P.E.R.F.E.C.T. SHE’S WEARING J. CREW PUMPS….I WEAR J. CREW PUMPS!!!

"The shock of the twenties is how narrow that window of experience really is, and how inevitable it..."

Sun, 13 Jan 2013 01:45:27 -0500

“The shock of the twenties is how narrow that window of experience really is, and how inevitable it seems both at the time and afterward. At some point, it is late, too late, and you are standing on the sidewalk outside somewhere very loud. A wind is blowing. It’s the same cool, restless late-night breeze that blew on trampled nineteen-twenties lawns, dazed sixties streets, and anywhere young people gather. Nearby, someone who doesn’t smoke is smoking. An attractive stranger with a lightning laugh jaywalks between cars with a friend, making eye contact before scurrying inside. You’re far from home. It’s quiet. All at once, you have a thrilling sense of nowness, of the sheer potential of a verdant night with all these unmet people in it. For a long time after that, you think you’ll never lose this life, those dreams. But that was, as they say, then”

- http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/atlarge/2013/01/14/130114crat_atlarge_heller?currentPage=all (via s3photo)

If puppies could take photos. Courtesy of our personal...

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 19:48:41 -0500

If puppies could take photos. Courtesy of our personal photographer and favorite person Alex Cho

#humancapital #internalorgan(ization)

Fri, 04 Jan 2013 01:45:03 -0500

IT IS OKAY TO TAKE ME FOR GRANTED. I know when you fall in love with someone you will completely forget about me. That hurts my feelings, but it is okay. Please try to remember to text me, if you can, if you know, I have something going on in my life, like a work promotion or something.

Sometimes I wish I was Mindy Kaling, but then my jokes would surpass yours and our relationship would be really awkward. At least we excel in the mediocre humor level that we are at. Bring it 2013. Wahoiiii to songs that give us butterflies and crying like a baby! Who knew that you and I could ever agree on the car playlist. Look at us being all civil and grown up. THIS IS 23!

NO TWO PEOPLE ARE BETTER THAN US. We fucking rock. No one can beat us.

barackobama: We’re just going to leave this here. Okay...

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 17:07:58 -0500

barackobama:

We’re just going to leave this here.

Okay everyone calm down.

We went to the taco shop to get food

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 00:36:23 -0500

Once upon time I would sleep for two days at a time and you would still be there when I woke up. What if the rest of the world saw me through your eyes—as a pretty and delicate amateur whose only flaws were surely inevitable. How would I ever know misery, tragedy, heartbreak…

hedi-slimane: In the winter of 2011, photographer and furniture...

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 03:32:10 -0500

hedi-slimane:

In the winter of 2011, photographer and furniture designer Ana Kraš flew from her home in Belgrade, Serbia, to Los Angeles, where she’d been sent by a European magazine to photograph artist-musician Devendra Banhart. Within five minutes, he asked her to marry him. Despite her initial impulse to flee, she stayed—and the two have been together ever since. We asked the hopeless romantics to document their whirlwind affair in this exclusive photo essay.

REAL LIFE.

imnotevengoingtotryandbesubtlethispostisaboutyoualexcho.tumblr.com

Wed, 07 Nov 2012 21:26:00 -0500

Keeping it fresh on the same page since ninth grade day one when you taught me how to play Big 2 for the first time and I kicked your ass. I haven’t laughed this hard via chat since I was saruhnessx3 and you were aflex. JK. We always have this much fun.

christinakangthinks: Emma Watson to 5 year old boy: Excuse me, are you Harry Potter? That’s great,...

Wed, 07 Nov 2012 01:07:02 -0500

christinakangthinks:

Emma Watson to 5 year old boy: Excuse me, are you Harry Potter? That’s great, because I’m Hermonie Granger and we’re best of friends.

bah.

"If Beyonce and Jay Z ceased to exist tomorrow, Tumblr traffic would decline by 78%. That’s a proven..."

Mon, 15 Oct 2012 00:24:08 -0400

“If Beyonce and Jay Z ceased to exist tomorrow, Tumblr traffic would decline by 78%. That’s a proven fact.”

- Drew Magary (via gq)

Yes.

Why my life is the cutest, Part II

Fri, 05 Oct 2012 00:21:56 -0400

The cutest puppies throwing the cutest party for the cutest mom ever. Happy birthday to the most perfect human being :)

What the heck. Real life is never this cool.

Wed, 03 Oct 2012 23:49:41 -0400

What the heck. Real life is never this cool.

Driving on the wrong side of the 5 freeway thinking every day...

Mon, 01 Oct 2012 04:10:02 -0400

Driving on the wrong side of the 5 freeway thinking every day should end at the beach with your best friends. How are you are never tired of being alive and how do you make every single freaking thing seem so easy? How have you lasted as the other end of my S.O.S. longer than most girls? (Sorry.) How did I ever get so lucky? Sir, you are bigger than your biggest heroes. Thank you for trusting me with your most treasured possession: your heart. JK. Get the hell out of here! YOUR CAMERA. I know I’ve made it! Happy birthday AWC.

P.S. Oh my God! AWCxela… (Is today my birthday too or what??!)

"A Japanese legend says that if you can’t sleep at night it’s because you’re awake in someone else’s..."

Sat, 29 Sep 2012 16:32:32 -0400

“A Japanese legend says that if you can’t sleep at night it’s because you’re awake in someone else’s dream.”

- Anonymous (via whorevatore)

(via shorterexcerpts)