Nom and other inside jokes

Tardiness is acceptable if you’re funny. So is absence and negligence. Boys will come and go but prom photos are forever. The only girlfriends ever worth having are the ones that gave you their leftovers when you were fat, emotional, and hungry every five minutes. Sharing a high five with someone is seriously intimate and interrupting one may lead to unwanted trash-talking. Any conversation that begins with “Did you know…” and ends with “…I’m dirty now” foreshadows a very solid and stable relationship ahead. The shorter your hair the more seriously people will take you. That rule does not apply to any of us. The kids you picked on the most in high school will become the coolest people you know in college. The ones that picked on you in high school will continue to pick on you in college and still be cooler than you. Distance shmistance.  Riding shotgun means staying awake for the driver’s accompaniment. This rule may only be broken when under very extreme circumstances. Flashing someone is not love. Just a nice gesture. Whatever’s playing in your car will always be playing in mine.