“just wanted to extend the invitation because it’s perks like these i get that make me proud to be able to call myself your friend. and you guys get first dibs on everything always. ”
SO PROUD OF YOU TODAY LBNR!!!! I was so tempted to video camera the entire thing and show it to your future prom dates and bosses during awkward dinners but I restrained myself when I realized there’s so much more b(n)rilliance yet to come. But of course your natural victory comes with no surprise to any of us. Most likely to make it alive (without a scratch) during any kind of cannibalistic-zombie-apocalyptic-plane-crash-type disaster, right? Oh yeah, and you’re amazing. I kiss your ring a million times.