#er and other inside jokes

Apr 17

First John, then you

or I literally cannot sit shotgun anywhere anymore

Cause after years of being being trucked around as the plus one, you finally get to call the shots. This may or may not qualify as intrusive but so was coming to my high school in disguise and somehow that resonates as an adorable memory. It’s possible that this is the only way we know how to show affection. 

The long distance—- by all definitions— is pure criminal, but 99% of my configuration is made up of the jokes you told me when I was sixteen. 

And now I leave you with the most important thing you taught me: flashing someone is not love, just a nice gesture. 

It’s important

Apr 09

In today’s Gregory Peck news

Is this guy serious?

Apr 03

[video]

Mar 31

“She said nothing, and Sir Andrew too was silent, yet those two young people understood one another, as young people have a way of doing all the world over and have done since the world began.” — or, “Oh shoot, it’s the first #pbof ever!”

Mar 30

1 Paris: September 1792 - A surging, seething, murmuring crowd of beings that are human only in name, for to the eye and ear they seem nought but savage creatures, animated by vile passions and by the lust of vengeance and of hate.
In this situation, you’re the redhead who so inconsiderately ktfo’d. To the eye and ESPECIALLY to the ear, they seem nought but savage creatures. Nam sayin’?

1 Paris: September 1792 - A surging, seething, murmuring crowd of beings that are human only in name, for to the eye and ear they seem nought but savage creatures, animated by vile passions and by the lust of vengeance and of hate.

In this situation, you’re the redhead who so inconsiderately ktfo’d. To the eye and ESPECIALLY to the ear, they seem nought but savage creatures. Nam sayin’?

(via solestruckshoes)

[video]

Mar 27

Just casually part of the Ahn Family BBQ group text with the older brother I always wanted and the little sister I always tried to be. 

Just casually part of the Ahn Family BBQ group text with the older brother I always wanted and the little sister I always tried to be. 

Mar 26

notebooknumberfour:

Washington dunking on Kim Jong Eun by Aaron Needham.

"Last month, Redditor fact_school_cat made a reasonable request. It read, in part,

There is not nearly enough art depicting our country’s Founders playing basketball, a game which was not invented until 100 years after the final colony ratified the Constitution. I want this art…
I haven’t quite decided on content, but I’m thinking either a team of Founding Fathers versus international enemies (think Kim Jong Eun — a real basketball fan) or versus a team of my least favorite players (think Andray Blatche). The game should probably take place in Philadelphia’s basketball arena.
This is a strange but serious request.

Enter Aaron Needham, who Reddits as I_may_be_Dead. He took the commission, and produced the masterwork you see below. It’s glorious.”
via Deadspin

notebooknumberfour:

Washington dunking on Kim Jong Eun by Aaron Needham.

"Last month, Redditor fact_school_cat made a reasonable request. It read, in part,

There is not nearly enough art depicting our country’s Founders playing basketball, a game which was not invented until 100 years after the final colony ratified the Constitution. I want this art…

I haven’t quite decided on content, but I’m thinking either a team of Founding Fathers versus international enemies (think Kim Jong Eun — a real basketball fan) or versus a team of my least favorite players (think Andray Blatche). The game should probably take place in Philadelphia’s basketball arena.

This is a strange but serious request.

Enter Aaron Needham, who Reddits as I_may_be_Dead. He took the commission, and produced the masterwork you see below. It’s glorious.”

via Deadspin

Who watches the Watchmen

Who watches the Watchmen

(Source: kraftcheeseofficial, via bullshitartist)