or I literally cannot sit shotgun anywhere anymore
Cause after years of being being trucked around as the plus one, you finally get to call the shots. This may or may not qualify as intrusive but so was coming to my high school in disguise and somehow that resonates as an adorable memory. It’s possible that this is the only way we know how to show affection.
The long distance—- by all definitions— is pure criminal, but 99% of my configuration is made up of the jokes you told me when I was sixteen.
And now I leave you with the most important thing you taught me: flashing someone is not love, just a nice gesture.