Nom and other inside jokes
NPR: What Should Liam Neeson Punch Next?
I saw a Liam Neeson Collection at Best Buy this winter break. It was one of those “Oh. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh” moments. It was a lot of badassery stuffed into one disc. Guys, he means business.
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Liam Neeson used to be in fancy-pants movies like Schindler’s List and Nell and Rob Roy … I mean, in 1993’s Ethan Frome, he played Ethan Frome.
At some point, though, he got really into beating people up. In 2008, he had a huge hit with Taken, where he beats people up because they kidnapped…
What are the chances, or I hate the way you talk
«Les chagrins que j’ai éprouvés, dit elle, doivent paraître si étrange, que j’ai toujours senti une grande répugnance à les confier : il n’y a point de juge des peines des autres, et les confidents sont presque toujours des accusateurs.»
NOTE TO YOUNGER SELF: Don’t go ahead and do something stupid like become emotionally invested with the funniest people you know because everything you see will be in the shape of a former inside joke and life will be very dull and lonely when two thousand miles away you stumble upon a hilarious (but very exclusive) photo while trying to distract yourself from the karaoke night happening downstairs, and there’s absolutely no one to share the laughter with.
(Source: guotevah)
This picture is important because by doing this a second time, it is now officially a tradition. And it was just as sweet as the first. That is all. I will save you from all the sappy lovey-dovey things I could’ve said instead.
“ Can you stop flirting and start shuffling? ”
Alex Cho after the most embarrassing Monopoly Deal loss in the history of Hasbro Bros. games
Leave all your love and your longing behind. You can’t carry it with you if you want to survive.
It’s that time of the year when all the people that the forces of the universe separated (for the better) to different parts of the country come to reconcile their differences in a still very completely underrated mainstream coffee shop in The Middle of Nowhere, California. Grab your ammunition; for the next thirty days it’s fair game for everyone.
Listen, you Chicken.
AC: What do you want to watch?
SK: Moneyball?
AC: Are you crazy? That’s so serious!
SK: What. It’s just a sports movie…
AC: How about Tree of Life?
SK: Are you serious…
AC: It’s just about life…
AC: Also, can I not eat on your bed or is that only in New York? Do you want a fork?
Every visitor is encouraged to mark their height on the wall and after several months a dark band encircles the gallery.
Also, a very good way to distract guests from your actually very dirty wall….
“ And when he shall die, take him and cut him out in little stars, and he will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will be in love with night and pay no worship to the garish sun. ”
William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet
